Original Artwork: "Marmaduke", "Zits"
Text additions: "The Amazing Spiderman"
Original Publish Date: 1/19/03 - Contributed by Jason Beattie
PHIL WINSLOW, 43, packs up his desk
on a Friday. He throws a few papers in his brief case, and shuts
it. He turns to his co-worker, CHARLES, still huddled over a spreadsheet
on his computer.
Well, that’s it for me this
week, Charles. I'll look at that spreadsheet on Monday.
Any big plans for the weekend,
After this week? I am going to
spend the whole weekend sitting on my couch...
READING Marmaduke: The Screenplay
- Contributed by Tony Zaret.
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In the Netherlands, where the submitter of
the panel, Floris lives, Marmaduke is called “Jupiter” or