Terminator Haikus
by Lee Ranieri

One Terminator
Is not nearly as good as
Two Terminators

 

O Sarah Connor!
When you screwed the Future Man,
You screwed the timelines.

 

Buy stock in SkyNet!
Just make sure to sell before
the Apocalypse.

 

Metal skeleton,
Never to know Christmas cheer...
Too busy killing.

 

Foul Terminator
Can't be killed by love or spells;
Only dynamite.

 

As a teenager,
Rebel leader John Connor
Was a smarmy douche.