This is not a column about the clothes people wear on television, nor is it about the clothes that you should wear while watching television.  This is a column about programs on television. Separately, it is a column about clothes. I don’t know much about the shows on television today, or about the hottest fashion coming out of the clothing factories. I do, however, have a word processor on my computer.
 
1. “The Rockford Files and Bras that Hook in the Front”
 
“The Rockford Files” stars James Garner as a L.A. P.I. in the 1970’s. This dude is handsome, and VERY GOOD at being a private detective. I’ve only watched about half of an episode and while Garner’s Jim Rockford has a sweet car, the show isn’t very good.  Reruns of this show were always on in the background on weekend when I was a kid, and quite frankly, it depressed me for some reason. “The Rockford Files’” salvation is the theme song.  Quite possibly the greatest ever written, the theme pits whammy synthesizer against harmonica in a death match accompanied by a full, rich orchestra. I’ve had this show on my Tivo and have listened to the theme song twenty times in the last two days. I suggest you do the same.  The Rockford Files is on WGN everyday at 11am.

The hottest bras around are the kind that hook in front. I hear all the models in Milan are ditching their bras that hook in the back in favor of these more sensible front-hook alternatives. This spring, watch the runway for these awesome bras. You can get them in all kinds of colors and materials, from black to lace to “wonder.” I suggested getting your bra that hooks in front in the “wonder” variety, especially if you’re wearing a low cut shirt in front of me. I don’t think these bras are just for girls with small breasts, either. I believe you can get bras that hook in front for larger bosoms as well. I could watch ladies put these things on and take these things off all day, and I think I speak for bra lovers in general. You can buy bras that hook in front in any bra store.