caring for your new boyfriend. unlike babies, boyfriends are a big responsibility. Choose carefully, boyfriends are often hard to get rid of. Prepare a spot for your new boyfriend. comfort is key. instruct your boyfriend on proper toilet habits. expect accidents & punish accordingly. occasional feeding may be necessary in order to prevent death or (worse) hair loss. Socialization is key to developing a pleasant boyfriend personality. proper grooming will keep your new boyfriend fresh & clean. Toys will keep your new boyfriend amused and out of trouble. enjoy your new found friend. words by Erin Bradley. pictures by olivia todd