It's Britney Spears week here at Supermastepiece!  This may seem an odd choice for a theme week at a comedy site, so here's Victor Comacho, head of our E-Marketing Division, with a brief explanation.

Dear Unique Visitor-

BRITNEY SPEARS WEEK is finally here.  A whole week of content devoted to America's Sweetheart BRITNEY SPEARS.  That's right, you read correctly... BRITNEY SPEARS.

Why BRITNEY SPEARS, you ask?  The reason we chose BRITNEY SPEARS as the subject for our new material this week may elude the average web user, but there is a very good reason why we've chosen BRITNEY SPEARS.  See, "BRITNEY SPEARS" is one of the most popular things people search for on the internet, along with other words like SEX, NUDE, GIRLS, FREE PORN, BEAT DRUG TEST, GAMBLE... you get the idea.  Also, there's NAKED, IMPROVE GIRTH, PORNO, ANAL, and many more popular search terms.

What does that have to do with the Internet's premier comedy website, you ask?  Well, think about it for a second.  Since more people are searching for BRITNEY SPEARS than, say, CEDRIC & GERARD, it's more likely someone is going to find our site searching for BRITNEY SPEARS.  But, in order to be listed near the top of any Google searches, we're going to have to say BRITNEY SPEARS a lot.  Preferably in all caps, and bold.  BRITNEY SPEARS. The more we mention BRITNEY SPEARS, the nearer the top of the list of search results we'll be, thus making it more likely that someone will visit our site.

But, this isn't just a cheap ploy to get BRITNEY SPEARS fans to accidentally find our site when they're looking for BRITNEY SPEARS in a Google search..  We also happen to think BRITNEY SPEARS is great, or at least thin and attractive.  I know I do, anyway.  However, I wouldn't approve of her appearing in any NAKED VIDEOS, or HOT GIRL ON GIRL FREE PIX.

Since search engines sometimes check on this kind of thing, we will be providing lots of BRITNEY SPEARS content all week, so please check in every day to see what's new.

Hey, it could have been a lot worse.  We could have chosen IMPROVE YOUR GIRTH week.

Sincerely,

Victor Camacho
VP of Internet Marketing
Supermasterpiece Industries

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